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2016年高考零分作文出爐 高手神作速來圍觀(圖)

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[摘要]全國各地作文題已經見光,尤其是全國作文題以一幅漫畫為題材,立刻引發段子手創作激情。網上也出現零分作文神作,八成也是網友智慧的結晶。

球探竞彩推荐  2016NIANGAOKAOJINTIANJIANGLUOMU,ZUOTIANSHANGWUYUWENKAOSHIHUANWEIJIESHU,QUANGUOGEDIZUOWENTIYIJINGJIANGUANG,YOUQISHIQUANGUOZUOWENTIYIYIFUMANHUAWEITICAI,LIKEYINFADUANZISHOUCHUANGZUOJIQING。WANGSHANGYECHUXIANLINGFENZUOWENSHENZUO,BACHENGYESHIWANGYOUZHIHUIDEJIEJING,GAOXIAOZHONGQULEERYI。

2016NIANGAOKAOQUANGUOJUANZUOWENTI

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  然而,沒有最牛逼,只有更牛逼!

  2016年高考0分作文 B站爆紅老外解析全國卷作文

  【版本一】

  《我們的青春》

  (2016NIANGAOKAOZUOWEN)

  JIDENEISHIKAIXUEDEDIYITIAN,BANSHANGLAILEYIGENVHAIJIAOXINXIN,TASHIGEKEAIDENVHAI,WODUITAYIJIANZHONGQING,WODETONGZHUOQINKAIYEANLIANTA,YUSHIWOMENLIAZHANKAIANDILIJINGZHENG。QINKAISHIGEFUERDAI,HUANSHIGEXUEBA,FUQINSHIZUOSHENGYIDE,JIALIHENYOUQIAN,KESHIWOJINJINSHIGENONGCUNDEHAIZI,XUEXICHENGJIYOUBUHAO,JINGZHENGSHANGCHUCHULIESHI。

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  【版本二】

  我覺得這道題應該從細節看問題

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  【BANBENSAN】

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  ……

  【BANBENSI】

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  【BANBENWU】

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